Escargot is a dish consisting of cooked edible land snails.

They are often served as an hors d’oeuvre and consumed as a delicacy

You can buy canned escargot in any grocery store.

But they are slip sliding around in our garden like starving maniacs

I’ve read they really love bran flakes.

These slick gooey treasures will eat bran flakes until they explode.

Yuck