I read a story about a person who couldn’t find the right posture for prayer.

They tried praying on their knees,

but that was not comfortable;

besides, it wrinkled their clothes.

They tried praying standing,

but soon their legs got tired.

They tried praying seated,

but that did not seem reverent.

Then one day as they were
walking up a street,

They fell headfirst into a can.

There’s where they learned to pray!